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post Jul 22 2014, 02:15 PM
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Now what kind of rubber duck do we have in the nucleus of 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko? rolleyes.gif

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post Jul 22 2014, 06:17 PM
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A marshmallow kind of duck.
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post Jul 23 2014, 01:28 AM
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Hoping for a... snowduck.
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post Jul 23 2014, 09:49 AM
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Surely this is a target for The Mallard Space Science Laboratory?
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post Jul 23 2014, 04:37 PM
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Good one!

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post Jul 23 2014, 06:54 PM
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Typically, after such a horrendous pun, one *ducks*.
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post Jan 21 2015, 08:26 PM
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Soon to be seen at Ceres? =)
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post Jan 25 2015, 11:53 AM
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Technically not a joke, but...



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post Jun 27 2015, 10:36 PM
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This one were made as a comment for V1, but it might be true for V2 as well in a while.
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post Jul 8 2015, 05:52 PM
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Clearly Pluto is a secret Romulan base!





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post Aug 10 2015, 01:36 AM
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post Sep 21 2015, 02:19 PM
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post Sep 21 2015, 05:15 PM
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Simple solution.

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post Sep 26 2015, 02:35 PM
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Asking about pluto\'s terrain

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Could be but that isn\'t exactly something we\'ve never seen. I\'m going to guess it probably has something more to do with some type of terrain that requires more energy than would be expected at Pluto. That seems to be a really common trend. Or a big \'Welcome to Pluto\' banner, in large print English.



Or a crashed Klingon battle cruiser, with Klingon letters scrawled all across Sputnik...


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