Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Okay, we need a place to get nerdy stupid. I'll start with a crappy riddle:
Q: What's the most popular musical genre on Mars? A: Rock. Damn. Didn't even finish typing that & someone threw a rotten tomato at my window. But of course it is Saturday night in downtown Los Angeles right now. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 20 2013, 01:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2431 Joined: 30-January 13 From: Penang, Malaysia. Member No.: 6853 |
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Oct 20 2013, 05:24 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Appreciate the forgiveness, so of course I'll push it now...
Titan ain't nothin' but Ganymede with gas. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 20 2013, 05:39 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
BTW, Uranus is categorically sick of being the butt of all space-related jokes.
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 20 2013, 05:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2173 Joined: 28-December 04 From: Florida, USA Member No.: 132 |
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Oct 21 2013, 01:05 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Pretty bad, all right. Congratulations!!!
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 21 2013, 01:12 AM
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Lord Of The Uranian Rings Group: Members Posts: 798 Joined: 18-July 05 From: Plymouth, UK Member No.: 437 |
Why can I only think of rude ones?
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Oct 21 2013, 01:15 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
(BTW, I wasn't kidding about the rotten tomato, except that it was a beer bottle that somehow didn't break. It broke when I threw it back at the guy, though; yes, I did intentionally miss him by a wide margin.)
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Guest_John Flushing_* |
Oct 21 2013, 01:54 AM
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Q. What kind of tunes do astronomers listen to?
A. Astronomers listen to Neptunes. |
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Oct 21 2013, 03:55 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1591 Joined: 14-October 05 From: Vermont Member No.: 530 |
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Oct 21 2013, 06:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Admin Posts: 3108 Joined: 21-December 05 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 615 |
Q: Why did Curiosity cross the road?
A: "Road?! There's a road?! Now if that's not clear evidence of past life, then....." "Calm down, it was just bad photoshopping or a cosmic ray strike or something |
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Oct 21 2013, 12:04 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Yeah, that was painful.
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 21 2013, 12:11 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
"See, the reason they named that planet Venus is that it's SOOO hot..."
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 21 2013, 12:19 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
So, Jupiter walks into a bar...
...That's it. Earth is completely destroyed. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 21 2013, 03:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2346 Joined: 7-December 12 Member No.: 6780 |
Leaving the bar: "I've a black hole in my purse"
... famous last words. |
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