Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Okay, we need a place to get nerdy stupid. I'll start with a crappy riddle:
Q: What's the most popular musical genre on Mars? A: Rock. Damn. Didn't even finish typing that & someone threw a rotten tomato at my window. But of course it is Saturday night in downtown Los Angeles right now. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 22 2013, 05:50 AM
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Senior Member Group: Admin Posts: 3108 Joined: 21-December 05 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 615 |
Curiosity and Opportunity rove into a bar.
Curiosity says to the bartender: 'Three beers please." Bartender: "Three? But there's only two of you." Curiosity: "Oh, there's a lander waiting for us outside." [Sorry Phoenix, Viking(s) etc] *ducks* |
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