Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Okay, we need a place to get nerdy stupid. I'll start with a crappy riddle:
Q: What's the most popular musical genre on Mars? A: Rock. Damn. Didn't even finish typing that & someone threw a rotten tomato at my window. But of course it is Saturday night in downtown Los Angeles right now. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 22 2013, 09:50 PM
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 11-July 11 Member No.: 6058 |
MRO goes into a bar and says, 'I'll have a pint, a bar of chocolate, and a claw hammer, please.'
The bemused barman serves him (her/it). MRO takes the hammer and proceeds to smash the chocolate to pieces. 'What are you doing?' asks the barman. 'I'm aerobraking.' *silence* One for the British UMSFers, there... |
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