Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Okay, we need a place to get nerdy stupid. I'll start with a crappy riddle:
Q: What's the most popular musical genre on Mars? A: Rock. Damn. Didn't even finish typing that & someone threw a rotten tomato at my window. But of course it is Saturday night in downtown Los Angeles right now. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Dec 1 2013, 08:20 PM
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Solar System Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 10229 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Canada Member No.: 227 |
This bad jokes thread is so abysmal - what can you expect from a thread started by a drunken robot? - that I feel obliged to raise the standard of humour with a reference to the Swan of Avon, the good old Bard himself.
So... Chang'E 3 lands on the Moon and deploys its rover. But the rover immediately turns around, comes back and stabs the rover. With what final breath it can muster, Chang'E 3 gasps "Et tu, Yutu?" You're welcome! Phil -------------------- ... because the Solar System ain't gonna map itself.
Also to be found posting similar content on https://mastodon.social/@PhilStooke Maps for download (free PDF: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...Cartography.pdf NOTE: everything created by me which I post on UMSF is considered to be in the public domain (NOT CC, public domain) |
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