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Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners
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post Oct 23 2013, 04:39 AM
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Sojourner drives into a bar and says, "Darn it Viking, put your arm down."


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post Oct 23 2013, 11:19 AM
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mslmslmslmslmslmselmselmselemseltmseltmesiltmesslmmeshlomtshlommshlomoshlomoshlo
moshlomoshlo

- What does that mean?

- Oh, nothing special, that's just the usual way we're talking with mars.
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post Oct 23 2013, 11:37 AM
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Q - What are they hoping Curiosity's wheels won't spell in Morse Code when they start climbing Mt Sharp?

A = JALOPY unsure.gif wheel.gif wheel.gif wheel.gif


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post Oct 23 2013, 04:23 PM
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I have never seen such a dreadful ceres of attempts at humor.

No, really. I'm sirius.
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post Nov 19 2013, 09:03 PM
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Dreadful Ceres in opposition to Sirius? laugh.gif

But yes I almost hit the report button on you guys for being too EVA here. blink.gif

...."Jalopy", on noes! rolleyes.gif
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post Dec 1 2013, 08:20 PM
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This bad jokes thread is so abysmal - what can you expect from a thread started by a drunken robot? - that I feel obliged to raise the standard of humour with a reference to the Swan of Avon, the good old Bard himself.

So... Chang'E 3 lands on the Moon and deploys its rover. But the rover immediately turns around, comes back and stabs the rover. With what final breath it can muster, Chang'E 3 gasps "Et tu, Yutu?"


You're welcome!

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post Dec 1 2013, 09:17 PM
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The drunken robot will now need to wipe his flash memory completely after reading that, Phil...AIIIEEEE!!!!! tongue.gif


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post Dec 3 2013, 06:06 PM
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Jade Rabbit: "Hey, everyone, I've landed on the Moon!"

Eight Lunas, 5 Surveyors, 2 Lunakhods, 6 LM descent stages and 3 LRVs: "Yutu?"

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-the other Doug


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post Dec 3 2013, 08:17 PM
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Yeah, finally some Change!


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post Feb 13 2014, 01:26 AM
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Missing the really big stream......


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post Feb 13 2014, 04:29 AM
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Q: What's an orbyte?

A: 8 orbits!


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post Feb 13 2014, 05:23 AM
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This gag by formerly active member Bob Shaw is a favorite of mine.
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post Feb 13 2014, 07:14 PM
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Oh, man…I KNEW I screwed up establishing this thread, knew it knew it knew it…you guys are giving me a huge pain in Myanus!!!

(it remains, however, quite shiny & metallic…)


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post Feb 24 2014, 05:48 AM
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That's it... after 10 years Opportunity has reached a level of sentience and has started making stone tools smile.gif laugh.gif

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post Mar 18 2014, 11:52 PM
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Something for the 10th anniversary of Cassini's SOI this coming July:

The baddest joke of all would surely have been the cancellation of Cassini-Huygens launch back in 1997.

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