Ohohoh!, While I'm around... Options

[arccos]

MaG: Mně taky .

A ze zkušenosti už vím, že tady nejsme jediní dva Češi .

[dot.dk]

A merry christmas and a happy new (Mars) year!

Make sure you get the Opportunity to share the christmas Spirit with your loved ones!

[aldo12xu]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everybody and all the best in the New Year!! It's been an exciting year and 2006 should be even better.....Homelate, McCool Hill, Victoria Crater!!

[ilbasso]

Happy Holidays, everybody!

In light of the resounding success of this forum, I hereby move that we name part of the MER hardware in honor of our esteemed forum administrator.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Doug Ellison Memorial Mars Bunny!

[lyford]

So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Doug Ellison Memorial Mars Bunny!

You mean the DEMMB-B?

(nicely done, ilbasso!)

edit: fixed acronym

[dilo]

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Happy Xmas and Fabulous New Year, my friends!

[Pertinax]

I wish a Merry Christmas to you all, and may God bless you in 2006.

-- Jacob Klee (Pertinax)

[djellison]

...Memorial...

Am I dead yet? No one told me

Doug

[Toma B]

Don't have much time lately just drop by to wish you all verry merry chrismass...

[Shaka]

"Mele Kalikimaka" That's Hawaii's way
to say Merry Christmas to you!

Bing, Maxene, Patti, and LaVerne

[CosmicRocker]

You people really are the best. Thanks for putting up with me for so long.

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney today, and on his advice I want to say to all of you:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this planet great (not to imply that Earth is necessarily greater than any other planet nor is it the only other planet in the Universe), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


Ah Hell................. Have a Merry Christmas!!

...Except for the first line, that was edited and pasted from an email written by some anonymous author.

[Reckless]

"and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee."

Oh that's typical of your species! Self self self!

Reckless

[abalone]

Best wishes from Down Under in OZ

We have now well and truely finished Xmas dinner and I can hardly walk I have had so much to eat (or is it drink). Only the Queens message to get through to complete the formalities

[Shaka]

You people really are the best.  Thanks for putting up with me for so long. 

snip legalese

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting, but
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:  This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


Ah Hell.................    Have a Merry Christmas!! 

...Except for the first line, that was edited and pasted from an email written by some anonymous author.

You forgot the radio button at the bottom: "I have read and accept this greeting."
ALL greeting cards should have them.