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HSchirmer
post Sep 26 2015, 02:42 PM
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And it look like the empire isn\'t doing much better...


Some of the triangular forms look kinda familiar...




Appears they don\'t maneuver to well in formation...


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post Sep 26 2015, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE (HSchirmer @ Sep 26 2015, 03:35 PM) *
Or a crashed Klingon battle cruiser, with Klingon letters scrawled all across Sputnik...

Well, we have seen battlecruisers on Mars already...
http://www.unmannedspaceflight.com/index.p...st&p=208531
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post Sep 27 2015, 02:52 PM
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Keeping with the Sci-Fi theme, I saw the Klingon vessel differently.
After bravely volunteering to head the first manned mission to Pluto, Alan Stern realises something has gone very wrong...

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post Nov 23 2015, 05:00 AM
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Spied in DAWN's HAMO 63 image:

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But as some of us learned from Buffalo Springfield, "Pareidolia strikes deep."


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post Apr 21 2017, 04:17 PM
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Not directly about astronomy, but found on one such site where Universe today reports new findings by the "Large Hardon Collider beauty experiment".
A sentence I will refrain from further comments but a snigger and a cough.
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post Apr 21 2017, 08:29 PM
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I think that from a scientific standpoint spellcheck is by far the largest and most fascinating cross-sectional psychological study of humanity ever... biggrin.gif


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post Apr 22 2017, 09:12 PM
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What I do in the privacy of my own collider shouldn't be any concern of yours.

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post Apr 23 2017, 10:59 AM
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Let me know, when unpredicted S-0 (neutral sock) particles pop up in your private collider. Then it must be the other end of the evident Einstein-Rosen bridge (aka wormhole) in my washing machine.
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post May 24 2017, 09:27 PM
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Said today while trying to determine the best rover path between large rocks at Gale: "if the rover doesn't fit, you must quit"

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