Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Oct 21 2013, 05:35 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8785 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
If Mae West were alive:
"Is that a black hole in your pocket, or are you just REALLY unhappy to see me...?" -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Oct 21 2013, 06:45 PM
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#17
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Solar System Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 10227 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Canada Member No.: 227 |
"Why can I only think of rude ones?"
Because u'r an ass! Phil -------------------- ... because the Solar System ain't gonna map itself.
Also to be found posting similar content on https://mastodon.social/@PhilStooke Maps for download (free PDF: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...Cartography.pdf NOTE: everything created by me which I post on UMSF is considered to be in the public domain (NOT CC, public domain) |
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Oct 21 2013, 07:35 PM
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Lord Of The Uranian Rings Group: Members Posts: 798 Joined: 18-July 05 From: Plymouth, UK Member No.: 437 |
BA-DUM TISH
Someone call a taxi for Phil! -------------------- |
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Oct 21 2013, 08:11 PM
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Solar System Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 10227 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Canada Member No.: 227 |
This thread is a sure sign that nprev should never be put in charge of anything.
Phil -------------------- ... because the Solar System ain't gonna map itself.
Also to be found posting similar content on https://mastodon.social/@PhilStooke Maps for download (free PDF: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...Cartography.pdf NOTE: everything created by me which I post on UMSF is considered to be in the public domain (NOT CC, public domain) |
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Oct 22 2013, 12:19 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 259 Joined: 23-January 05 From: Seattle, WA Member No.: 156 |
Can a mod please delete this thread before it permanently mars the board's reputation?
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Oct 22 2013, 01:37 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2106 Joined: 13-February 10 From: Ontario Member No.: 5221 |
Yep, this thread is plummeting faster than the Genesis probe...
Too soon? |
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Oct 22 2013, 04:29 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 3419 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Minneapolis, MN, USA Member No.: 15 |
Yeah -- this thread is plummeting through the atmosphere, burning up, shouting "How many feet in a kilometer? HOW MANY FEET IN A KILOMETER???"
-the other Doug -------------------- “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.” -Mark Twain
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Oct 22 2013, 05:50 AM
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Senior Member Group: Admin Posts: 3108 Joined: 21-December 05 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 615 |
Curiosity and Opportunity rove into a bar.
Curiosity says to the bartender: 'Three beers please." Bartender: "Three? But there's only two of you." Curiosity: "Oh, there's a lander waiting for us outside." [Sorry Phoenix, Viking(s) etc] *ducks* |
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Oct 22 2013, 05:54 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2922 Joined: 14-February 06 From: Very close to the Pyrénées Mountains (France) Member No.: 682 |
Why can I only think of rude ones? I guess because after Spirit, Oppy and Curiosity, UNMSF needed its own rude mad topic? (...because the Solar System...) -------------------- |
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Oct 22 2013, 04:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 3419 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Minneapolis, MN, USA Member No.: 15 |
...because the Solar System... ...ain't gonna make fun of itself! -the other Doug -------------------- “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.” -Mark Twain
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Oct 22 2013, 04:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2346 Joined: 7-December 12 Member No.: 6780 |
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Oct 22 2013, 07:52 PM
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IMG to PNG GOD Group: Moderator Posts: 2254 Joined: 19-February 04 From: Near fire and ice Member No.: 38 |
Q: What's Ganymede's favorite beverage?
A: JUICE. |
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Oct 22 2013, 09:50 PM
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 11-July 11 Member No.: 6058 |
MRO goes into a bar and says, 'I'll have a pint, a bar of chocolate, and a claw hammer, please.'
The bemused barman serves him (her/it). MRO takes the hammer and proceeds to smash the chocolate to pieces. 'What are you doing?' asks the barman. 'I'm aerobraking.' *silence* One for the British UMSFers, there... |
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Oct 22 2013, 10:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2106 Joined: 13-February 10 From: Ontario Member No.: 5221 |
We have Aero bars in Canada too...
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Oct 23 2013, 12:13 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2346 Joined: 7-December 12 Member No.: 6780 |
Wow! Extra-crispy 100% black bitter chocolate!
- No, extra-crispy 100% black bitter martian basalt. |
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