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Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners
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post Oct 21 2013, 05:35 PM
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If Mae West were alive:

"Is that a black hole in your pocket, or are you just REALLY unhappy to see me...?"


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post Oct 21 2013, 06:45 PM
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"Why can I only think of rude ones?"

Because u'r an ass!

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post Oct 21 2013, 07:35 PM
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BA-DUM TISH biggrin.gif

Someone call a taxi for Phil!


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post Oct 21 2013, 08:11 PM
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This thread is a sure sign that nprev should never be put in charge of anything.

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post Oct 22 2013, 12:19 AM
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Can a mod please delete this thread before it permanently mars the board's reputation?
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post Oct 22 2013, 01:37 AM
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Yep, this thread is plummeting faster than the Genesis probe...

Too soon?
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post Oct 22 2013, 04:29 AM
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Yeah -- this thread is plummeting through the atmosphere, burning up, shouting "How many feet in a kilometer? HOW MANY FEET IN A KILOMETER???"

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post Oct 22 2013, 05:50 AM
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Curiosity and Opportunity rove into a bar.

Curiosity says to the bartender: 'Three beers please."
Bartender: "Three? But there's only two of you."
Curiosity: "Oh, there's a lander waiting for us outside."


[Sorry Phoenix, Viking(s) etc] *ducks*
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post Oct 22 2013, 05:54 AM
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QUOTE (Ian R @ Oct 21 2013, 03:12 AM) *
Why can I only think of rude ones? tongue.gif

I guess because after Spirit, Oppy and Curiosity, UNMSF needed its own rude mad topic? (...because the Solar System...)


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post Oct 22 2013, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE (climber @ Oct 21 2013, 11:54 PM) *
...because the Solar System...

...ain't gonna make fun of itself!

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post Oct 22 2013, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE (Astro0 @ Oct 22 2013, 07:50 AM) *
Curiosity: "Oh, there's a lander waiting for us outside."

... thought Jupited decided to wait outside this time.
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post Oct 22 2013, 07:52 PM
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Q: What's Ganymede's favorite beverage?
A: JUICE.
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post Oct 22 2013, 09:50 PM
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MRO goes into a bar and says, 'I'll have a pint, a bar of chocolate, and a claw hammer, please.'

The bemused barman serves him (her/it). MRO takes the hammer and proceeds to smash the chocolate to pieces.

'What are you doing?' asks the barman.

'I'm aerobraking.'

*silence*

One for the British UMSFers, there...
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post Oct 22 2013, 10:15 PM
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We have Aero bars in Canada too...
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post Oct 23 2013, 12:13 AM
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Wow! Extra-crispy 100% black bitter chocolate!

- No, extra-crispy 100% black bitter martian basalt.
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