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post Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
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Okay, we need a place to get nerdy stupid. I'll start with a crappy riddle:

Q: What's the most popular musical genre on Mars?

A: Rock.


Damn. Didn't even finish typing that & someone threw a rotten tomato at my window. But of course it is Saturday night in downtown Los Angeles right now.


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post Oct 20 2013, 01:54 PM
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QUOTE (nprev @ Oct 20 2013, 07:02 PM) *
A: Rock.

Fully forgivable considering the diversity of 'Rock' imaged after the drive on sol 426.... rolleyes.gif
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post Oct 20 2013, 05:24 PM
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Appreciate the forgiveness, so of course I'll push it now... tongue.gif

Titan ain't nothin' but Ganymede with gas.


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post Oct 20 2013, 05:39 PM
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BTW, Uranus is categorically sick of being the butt of all space-related jokes.


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post Oct 20 2013, 05:49 PM
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post Oct 21 2013, 01:05 AM
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Pretty bad, all right. Congratulations!!! biggrin.gif


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post Oct 21 2013, 01:12 AM
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Why can I only think of rude ones? tongue.gif


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post Oct 21 2013, 01:15 AM
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(BTW, I wasn't kidding about the rotten tomato, except that it was a beer bottle that somehow didn't break. It broke when I threw it back at the guy, though; yes, I did intentionally miss him by a wide margin.) wink.gif


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post Oct 21 2013, 01:54 AM
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Q. What kind of tunes do astronomers listen to?

A. Astronomers listen to Neptunes.
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post Oct 21 2013, 03:55 AM
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QUOTE (nprev @ Oct 20 2013, 01:39 PM) *
BTW, Uranus is categorically sick of being the butt of all space-related jokes.


I'm sorry, but the planetary society blog's recent lead of "It’s been a long time since anyone paid Uranus a visit" was simply asking for it.
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post Oct 21 2013, 06:25 AM
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Q: Why did Curiosity cross the road?


A: "Road?! There's a road?! Now if that's not clear evidence of past life, then....." ohmy.gif "Calm down, it was just bad photoshopping or a cosmic ray strike or something rolleyes.gif
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post Oct 21 2013, 12:04 PM
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Yeah, that was painful. tongue.gif


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post Oct 21 2013, 12:11 PM
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"See, the reason they named that planet Venus is that it's SOOO hot..."


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post Oct 21 2013, 12:19 PM
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So, Jupiter walks into a bar...

...That's it. Earth is completely destroyed.


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post Oct 21 2013, 03:04 PM
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Leaving the bar: "I've a black hole in my purse"
... famous last words.
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