Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners |
Oct 23 2013, 04:39 AM
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Senior Member Group: Admin Posts: 4763 Joined: 15-March 05 From: Glendale, AZ Member No.: 197 |
Sojourner drives into a bar and says, "Darn it Viking, put your arm down."
-------------------- If Occam had heard my theory, things would be very different now.
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Oct 23 2013, 11:19 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2346 Joined: 7-December 12 Member No.: 6780 |
mslmslmslmslmslmselmselmselemseltmseltmesiltmesslmmeshlomtshlommshlomoshlomoshlo
moshlomoshlo - What does that mean? - Oh, nothing special, that's just the usual way we're talking with mars. |
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Oct 23 2013, 11:37 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2424 Joined: 30-January 13 From: Penang, Malaysia. Member No.: 6853 |
Q - What are they hoping Curiosity's wheels won't spell in Morse Code when they start climbing Mt Sharp?
A = JALOPY |
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Oct 23 2013, 04:23 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 259 Joined: 23-January 05 From: Seattle, WA Member No.: 156 |
I have never seen such a dreadful ceres of attempts at humor.
No, really. I'm sirius. |
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Nov 19 2013, 09:03 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 495 Joined: 12-February 12 Member No.: 6336 |
Dreadful Ceres in opposition to Sirius?
But yes I almost hit the report button on you guys for being too EVA here. ...."Jalopy", on noes! |
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Dec 1 2013, 08:20 PM
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Solar System Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 10122 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Canada Member No.: 227 |
This bad jokes thread is so abysmal - what can you expect from a thread started by a drunken robot? - that I feel obliged to raise the standard of humour with a reference to the Swan of Avon, the good old Bard himself.
So... Chang'E 3 lands on the Moon and deploys its rover. But the rover immediately turns around, comes back and stabs the rover. With what final breath it can muster, Chang'E 3 gasps "Et tu, Yutu?" You're welcome! Phil -------------------- ... because the Solar System ain't gonna map itself.
Also to be found posting similar content on https://mastodon.social/@PhilStooke NOTE: everything created by me which I post on UMSF is considered to be in the public domain (NOT CC, public domain) |
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Dec 1 2013, 09:17 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8783 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
The drunken robot will now need to wipe his flash memory completely after reading that, Phil...AIIIEEEE!!!!!
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Dec 3 2013, 06:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 3419 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Minneapolis, MN, USA Member No.: 15 |
Jade Rabbit: "Hey, everyone, I've landed on the Moon!"
Eight Lunas, 5 Surveyors, 2 Lunakhods, 6 LM descent stages and 3 LRVs: "Yutu?" -the other Doug -------------------- “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.” -Mark Twain
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Dec 3 2013, 08:17 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 796 Joined: 27-February 08 From: Heart of Europe Member No.: 4057 |
Yeah, finally some Change!
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Feb 13 2014, 01:26 AM
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 66 Joined: 3-August 12 Member No.: 6454 |
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Feb 13 2014, 04:29 AM
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Member Group: Admin Posts: 976 Joined: 29-September 06 From: Pasadena, CA - USA Member No.: 1200 |
Q: What's an orbyte?
A: 8 orbits! -------------------- Disclaimer: all opinions, ideas and information included here are my own,and should not be intended to represent opinion or policy of my employer.
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Feb 13 2014, 05:23 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 443 Joined: 1-July 05 From: New York City Member No.: 424 |
This gag by formerly active member Bob Shaw is a favorite of mine.
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Feb 13 2014, 07:14 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8783 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Oh, man…I KNEW I screwed up establishing this thread, knew it knew it knew it…you guys are giving me a huge pain in Myanus!!!
(it remains, however, quite shiny & metallic…) -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Feb 24 2014, 05:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Admin Posts: 3108 Joined: 21-December 05 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 615 |
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Mar 18 2014, 11:52 PM
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 66 Joined: 3-August 12 Member No.: 6454 |
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