New Horizons Funnies and Other Stuff, Miscellaneous Ramblings |
New Horizons Funnies and Other Stuff, Miscellaneous Ramblings |
Jul 25 2015, 04:25 AM
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SewingMachine Group: Members Posts: 316 Joined: 27-September 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 510 |
-------------------- ...if you don't like my melody, i'll sing it in a major key, i'll sing it very happily. heavens! everybody's all aboard? let's take it back to that minor chord...
Exploitcorporations on Flickr (in progress) : https://www.flickr.com/photos/135024395@N07/ |
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Jul 25 2015, 04:27 AM
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#77
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 18-October 14 Member No.: 7285 |
Charles Foster Pluto.
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Jul 25 2015, 06:54 AM
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#78
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Member Group: Members Posts: 714 Joined: 3-January 08 Member No.: 3995 |
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Jul 25 2015, 07:31 AM
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#79
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Member Group: Members Posts: 244 Joined: 2-March 15 Member No.: 7408 |
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Jul 25 2015, 07:41 AM
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#80
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2920 Joined: 14-February 06 From: Very close to the Pyrénées Mountains (France) Member No.: 682 |
If (Brian) May is on Pluto, where is Avril (Lavigne)?
This one better work in french but well... -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2015, 07:39 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 714 Joined: 3-January 08 Member No.: 3995 |
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Jul 28 2015, 08:05 AM
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#82
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SewingMachine Group: Members Posts: 316 Joined: 27-September 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 510 |
-------------------- ...if you don't like my melody, i'll sing it in a major key, i'll sing it very happily. heavens! everybody's all aboard? let's take it back to that minor chord...
Exploitcorporations on Flickr (in progress) : https://www.flickr.com/photos/135024395@N07/ |
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Jul 29 2015, 04:39 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 809 Joined: 3-June 04 From: Brittany, France Member No.: 79 |
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Aug 4 2015, 01:02 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 137 Joined: 16-June 15 Member No.: 7507 |
Alternative headline, if the Daily Mail was covering the story: "New Horizons' Alan Stern Wants To Spend $72 Billion To Shatter The Earth And Incinerate Humanity, For Exploration Purposes"
http://www.space.com/30145-new-horizons-pl...ion-legacy.html (paragraph 6) |
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Aug 6 2015, 03:37 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 137 Joined: 16-June 15 Member No.: 7507 |
And the award for Worst New Horizons News Coverage goes to...
http://www.pulseheadlines.com/horizons-spa...on-charon/3218/ QUOTE New Horizons Spacecraft discovers Pluto’s largest moon, Charon The largest moon of Pluto, until now, was spotted by NASA’s New Horizons Spacecraft. This represents a major legacy in the scientific world, and it will surely contribute for further investigations of the almost unknown planet. The newly discovered moon was named Charon, and it is the largest moon from the satellites that surround Pluto. It is 751 miles wide and was spotted by New Horizons Spacecraft on July 14. QUOTE Moreover, with the discovery of Charon, many past theories about Pluto must be restudied. Bill MacKinnon, leader of the New Horizons, Geology, Geophysics and Imaging team at Washington University in St. Louis said that at Pluto’s negative 390º Fahrenheit ice flows like glaciers. |
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Aug 6 2015, 04:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2082 Joined: 13-February 10 From: Ontario Member No.: 5221 |
It looks from the writing style that the site is just one of those spam aggregators that just does whatever it can to attract search engine traffic, taking content from real websites and combining it. If it's any comfort, I doubt there's a single human reader of that headline other than us.
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Aug 6 2015, 05:22 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 244 Joined: 2-March 15 Member No.: 7408 |
Unfortunately, I think a lot of people probably read it. I saw that headline earlier today when Google News recommended it to me. I even took a screenshot at the time because I collect terrible headlines+preview text from Google News and bizarre mismatches between headline and thumbnail, and this one had both.
"Fun" fact: The really -inducing ones are the ones that seem to have been automatically transcribed using low-quality speech recognition. |
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Aug 7 2015, 05:09 AM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 24-July 15 Member No.: 7618 |
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Sep 16 2015, 04:12 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 714 Joined: 3-January 08 Member No.: 3995 |
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Sep 20 2015, 09:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Admin Posts: 3108 Joined: 21-December 05 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 615 |
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