New Horizons captures renewed conflict between Io and Europa, check the date of this post... |
New Horizons captures renewed conflict between Io and Europa, check the date of this post... |
Apr 1 2007, 09:43 PM
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New Horizons cameras captured a nuclear conflict between the peoples of Europa and Io during its flyby of the Jupiter system in late February. Tensions were high between the two groups prior to the encounter after negotiations broke down over Io's sulfur emissions. Ionian sulfur is prevalent throughout the Jovian system and often coats many of the other moons. A recent incident involving infalling sulfur and the birthday party of the daughter of Europan president Midir Amaethon heightened tensions between the two nuclear-armed advisaries. After a summit between the Europan president and Ionian prime minister, Horus Radegast, failed to achieve a compromise, war between the two nations resumed. Europa and Io were involved in a limited nuclear conflict as part of the Jovian War that lasted for 5 years and ended with the Dazhbog Accords in 2001. "One of the primary goals of the New Horizons mission was to observe the current state of diplomacy between the two foes. We never imagined that relations had plummeted this badly," said New Horizons Principle Investigator Alan Stern. "We were hopeful that after Dazhbog, the Jovian system had entered into a new era of peace." There was some concern in the first couple of years of mission planning regarding possible Ionian objections to the New Horizons Jupiter flyby. Terrestrial and Ionian relations hit a low point in 2003 when the Ionian government accused Earth of attempting to provide weapons-grade plutonium to Europa under the guise of a scientific mission known as JIMO. After the scandal that resulted, JIMO was canceled. This also forced the intentional crashing of Galileo into Jupiter, again to prevent either side from obtaining the plutonium carried on-board. The American government continues to insist that the plutonium on-board both spacecraft were for energy purposes and were not intended to be delivered to either of the current belligerents. However, Ionian-Terrestrial relations have improved in recent years and the New Horizons encounter with Jupiter was allowed to proceed. "We were very happy that we were allowed to continue with the mission as planned. If we had to avoid Jupiter due to poor diplomatic relations with the governments in the Jovian system, we would have to delay our Pluto flyby by several years," explained Stern. Recent images returned by New Horizons taken by the LORRI camera revealed the extent of the conflict as numerous hotspots from nuclear detonations were observed on both Io and Europa. "We were initially hoping that these bright spots were caused by cosmic ray hits or volcanic eruptions, but when we saw these features in Europa images and radiation measurements from PEPSSI, we concluded that these were from nuclear detonations," said Deputy Principal Investigator John Spencer. Data from the Jupiter encounter will be played back over the next few weeks, as information on the conflict continues to trickle in. Preliminary analysis of recent REX data suggest that a cease-fire was declared in late March with the Ionians demanding a Europan unconditional surrender by today, April 1. -------------------- &@^^!% Jim! I'm a geologist, not a physicist!
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Apr 2 2007, 12:10 AM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8783 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Look what happens when UA gives VP a day off...shocking, I say, just shocking!
Well, gotta root for the Europans here...at least they're probably carbon-based... ...hell, what am I saying, I'm silicon-based...Go Io, then kill all humans!!! (I'll take care of you guys later...) -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Apr 2 2007, 02:47 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 599 Joined: 26-August 05 Member No.: 476 |
I was hoping for an NH sighting of a big black monolith.
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Apr 2 2007, 02:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 2173 Joined: 28-December 04 From: Florida, USA Member No.: 132 |
It's all about the H2O!
The Ionians are using artificial, stratigic sulfur emissions, disguised as natural, to provoke a conflict. Their ultimate goal is to control the Europan water supply. |
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Apr 2 2007, 02:53 PM
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Merciless Robot Group: Admin Posts: 8783 Joined: 8-December 05 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 602 |
Sulfuric emissions are indeed a proven method of crowd control...once had a boss that used them most effectively to terminate meetings...
-------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Apr 2 2007, 04:47 PM
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Director of Galilean Photography Group: Members Posts: 896 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 93 |
Man on the Ioian street interview:
"Our world is being ripped apart by those water-breathing pond scum! We don't need them, or their ball-of-mostly-water! Death to the Europans!" -------------------- Space Enthusiast Richard Hendricks
-- "The engineers, as usual, made a tremendous fuss. Again as usual, they did the job in half the time they had dismissed as being absolutely impossible." --Rescue Party, Arthur C Clarke Mother Nature is the final inspector of all quality. |
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Apr 2 2007, 06:49 PM
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We really ought to do something about the Ioans. First they so polluted Venus with sulfuric acid it rendered the planet uninhabitable, even to them, then they transported their carnage to a hot moon, Io, now they are clearly motivated to dominate cooler, water-rich places like Europa.
Are we next!!!!? |
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Apr 2 2007, 08:38 PM
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Director of Galilean Photography Group: Members Posts: 896 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 93 |
The Europans are known imperialists! Look at Earth. It was once a nice paradise, with warm lava and plentiful volcanoes. Now look at it! It is practically a second Europa. They have already covered it 70% with water! Next they will extract the greenhouse gases to force it to freeze over. We must think of the Earthlings! Save Earth!
-------------------- Space Enthusiast Richard Hendricks
-- "The engineers, as usual, made a tremendous fuss. Again as usual, they did the job in half the time they had dismissed as being absolutely impossible." --Rescue Party, Arthur C Clarke Mother Nature is the final inspector of all quality. |
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Apr 2 2007, 08:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 3648 Joined: 1-October 05 From: Croatia Member No.: 523 |
Nuke Europa!!!
...hmmm, sounds like I've heard that somewhere already... -------------------- |
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Apr 3 2007, 12:10 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 3419 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Minneapolis, MN, USA Member No.: 15 |
...their ultimate goal is to control the Europan water supply. And after all, when staring a nuclear Armeggedon right in the eye, it's very important to maintain the purity of our Precious Bodily Fluids... -the other Doug "Gentlemen! You can't fight here! This is the War Room!" -President Merkin Muffly -------------------- “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.” -Mark Twain
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Apr 3 2007, 07:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1870 Joined: 20-February 05 Member No.: 174 |
....peace on Earth, purity of Essence...
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Apr 3 2007, 04:50 PM
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Forum Contributor Group: Members Posts: 1372 Joined: 8-February 04 From: North East Florida, USA. Member No.: 11 |
Oh I just realised it was an April Fools joke......lol.
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Apr 28 2007, 12:48 PM
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 96 Joined: 20-September 06 From: Hanoi, Vietnam Member No.: 1164 |
It was really hilarious
Thanks for the post. |
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