[X] My Assistant

[Rob Pinnegar]

One bothersome thing about the naming scheme of Saturn's moons is that the one moon in the Solar System that most obviously deserves to be named after the two-faced god "Janus" ended up being called Iapetus instead. Also, since the mythological Iapetus was the father of Epimetheus, Prometheus, and Atlas, the moon that ended up being called Janus would really be much better suited to being named Iapetus. So, in a way, Janus and Iapetus have got each other's names.

(This all has to do, incidentally, with John Herschel's naming scheme for Saturnian moons, which suggests that they all be named after the Titans. "Janus" doesn't appear on this list, so it didn't get used at first. Of course, the convention didn't stick; it was broken with the naming of Mimas and Enceladus, though some subsequent discoveries have been named after other Titans.)

So I thought I'd start a topic on what Solar System bodies really should have different names, based on the importance of the Greco-Roman gods they are named after, and on information we have access to in the 21st century which the bodies' discoverers didn't know. There isn't much point to this, since obviously the names can't be changed now, but I thought it'd be fun to toss some ideas around.

The only other major change I'd make, if I had my "druthers" (ah there, Walt Kelly) would be to switch the names of the "Big Four" asteroids with those of the Galilean moons. It's kind of silly to name a 250-km asteroid after the Queen of Olympus when there's a body twenty times bigger named after a shepherd.

[Edit: Upon a bit more reflection, I can think of two others. One of these is so glaringly axiomatic to anyone who speaks English that, naturally, I didn't think of it at first. The other is not so obvious and I'll wait to see if anyone else comes up with it.]

[ilbasso]

Since everything in America is gradually being renamed after Ronald Reagan, perhaps the only way to stop the trend once and for all is to rename American's home planet "The Ronald R. Reagan Memorial Home Planet." People might not like having the entire planet named after him, but it would stop the madness.

The other possibility is to take advantage of corporate naming rights. Every sports venue and theatre in America has its name up for sale to the highest bidder. We could fund a tremendous amount of space research if the AU were to sell naming rights to the planets, asteroids, and moons.

Ford Motor Company should already be charged for Mercury - they've had the free advertising all this time. Likewise, Mars Corp. should be charged retroactively for the 4th planet. The petrochemical companies would probably go after the gas giants...