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Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners
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post Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
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Okay, we need a place to get nerdy stupid. I'll start with a crappy riddle:

Q: What's the most popular musical genre on Mars?

A: Rock.


Damn. Didn't even finish typing that & someone threw a rotten tomato at my window. But of course it is Saturday night in downtown Los Angeles right now.


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post Feb 13 2014, 01:26 AM
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Missing the really big stream......


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- nprev   Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread   Oct 20 2013, 11:02 AM
- - PaulH51   QUOTE (nprev @ Oct 20 2013, 07:02 PM) A: ...   Oct 20 2013, 01:54 PM
- - nprev   Appreciate the forgiveness, so of course I'll ...   Oct 20 2013, 05:24 PM
- - nprev   BTW, Uranus is categorically sick of being the but...   Oct 20 2013, 05:39 PM
|- - stevesliva   QUOTE (nprev @ Oct 20 2013, 01:39 PM) BTW...   Oct 21 2013, 03:55 AM
- - centsworth_II   RE: Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread   Oct 20 2013, 05:49 PM
- - nprev   Pretty bad, all right. Congratulations!!...   Oct 21 2013, 01:05 AM
- - Ian R   Why can I only think of rude ones?   Oct 21 2013, 01:12 AM
|- - climber   QUOTE (Ian R @ Oct 21 2013, 03:12 AM) Why...   Oct 22 2013, 05:54 AM
|- - dvandorn   QUOTE (climber @ Oct 21 2013, 11:54 PM) ....   Oct 22 2013, 04:14 PM
- - nprev   (BTW, I wasn't kidding about the rotten tomato...   Oct 21 2013, 01:15 AM
- - John Flushing   Q. What kind of tunes do astronomers listen to? A...   Oct 21 2013, 01:54 AM
- - Astro0   Q: Why did Curiosity cross the road? A: "Ro...   Oct 21 2013, 06:25 AM
- - nprev   Yeah, that was painful.   Oct 21 2013, 12:04 PM
- - nprev   "See, the reason they named that planet Venus...   Oct 21 2013, 12:11 PM
- - nprev   So, Jupiter walks into a bar... ...That's it....   Oct 21 2013, 12:19 PM
- - Gerald   Leaving the bar: "I've a black hole in my...   Oct 21 2013, 03:04 PM
- - nprev   If Mae West were alive: "Is that a black hol...   Oct 21 2013, 05:35 PM
- - Phil Stooke   "Why can I only think of rude ones?" Be...   Oct 21 2013, 06:45 PM
- - Ian R   BA-DUM TISH Someone call a taxi for Phil!   Oct 21 2013, 07:35 PM
- - Phil Stooke   This thread is a sure sign that nprev should never...   Oct 21 2013, 08:11 PM
- - Gsnorgathon   Can a mod please delete this thread before it perm...   Oct 22 2013, 12:19 AM
- - Explorer1   Yep, this thread is plummeting faster than the Gen...   Oct 22 2013, 01:37 AM
- - dvandorn   Yeah -- this thread is plummeting through the atmo...   Oct 22 2013, 04:29 AM
- - Astro0   Curiosity and Opportunity rove into a bar. Curios...   Oct 22 2013, 05:50 AM
|- - Gerald   QUOTE (Astro0 @ Oct 22 2013, 07:50 AM) Cu...   Oct 22 2013, 04:52 PM
- - Bjorn Jonsson   Q: What's Ganymede's favorite beverage? A:...   Oct 22 2013, 07:52 PM
- - Seryddwr   MRO goes into a bar and says, 'I'll have a...   Oct 22 2013, 09:50 PM
- - Explorer1   We have Aero bars in Canada too...   Oct 22 2013, 10:15 PM
- - Gerald   Wow! Extra-crispy 100% black bitter chocolate...   Oct 23 2013, 12:13 AM
- - ElkGroveDan   Sojourner drives into a bar and says, "Darn i...   Oct 23 2013, 04:39 AM
- - Gerald   mslmslmslmslmslmselmselmselemseltmseltmesiltmesslm...   Oct 23 2013, 11:19 AM
- - PaulH51   Q - What are they hoping Curiosity's wheels wo...   Oct 23 2013, 11:37 AM
- - Gsnorgathon   I have never seen such a dreadful ceres of attempt...   Oct 23 2013, 04:23 PM
|- - TheAnt   Dreadful Ceres in opposition to Sirius? But ye...   Nov 19 2013, 09:03 PM
- - Phil Stooke   This bad jokes thread is so abysmal - what can you...   Dec 1 2013, 08:20 PM
- - nprev   The drunken robot will now need to wipe his flash ...   Dec 1 2013, 09:17 PM
- - dvandorn   Jade Rabbit: "Hey, everyone, I've landed...   Dec 3 2013, 06:06 PM
- - machi   Yeah, finally some Change!   Dec 3 2013, 08:17 PM
- - Jaro_in_Montreal   Missing the really big stream......   Feb 13 2014, 01:26 AM
- - RoverDriver   Q: What's an orbyte? A: 8 orbits!   Feb 13 2014, 04:29 AM
- - Tom Tamlyn   This gag by formerly active member Bob Shaw is a f...   Feb 13 2014, 05:23 AM
- - nprev   Oh, man…I KNEW I screwed up establishing this thre...   Feb 13 2014, 07:14 PM
- - Astro0   That's it... after 10 years Opportunity has re...   Feb 24 2014, 05:48 AM
- - Jaro_in_Montreal   Something for the 10th anniversary of Cassini...   Mar 18 2014, 11:52 PM
- - TheAnt   Now what kind of rubber duck do we have in the nuc...   Jul 22 2014, 02:15 PM
- - Gerald   A marshmallow kind of duck.   Jul 22 2014, 06:17 PM
- - centsworth_II   Hoping for a... snowduck.   Jul 23 2014, 01:28 AM
|- - PFK   Surely this is a target for The Mallard Space Scie...   Jul 23 2014, 09:49 AM
- - Phil Stooke   Good one! Phil   Jul 23 2014, 04:37 PM
- - centsworth_II   Typically, after such a horrendous pun, one *ducks...   Jul 23 2014, 06:54 PM
- - TheAnt   Soon to be seen at Ceres? =)   Jan 21 2015, 08:26 PM
- - Habukaz   Technically not a joke, but... (via Twitter)   Jan 25 2015, 11:53 AM
- - TheAnt   This one were made as a comment for V1, but it mig...   Jun 27 2015, 10:36 PM
- - hendric   Clearly Pluto is a secret Romulan base!   Jul 8 2015, 05:52 PM
- - djellison   RE: Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread   Aug 10 2015, 12:40 AM
- - nprev   ^WORD.   Aug 10 2015, 01:36 AM
- - Burmese   RE: Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread   Sep 21 2015, 02:19 PM
- - centsworth_II   Simple solution.   Sep 21 2015, 05:15 PM
- - HSchirmer   Asking about pluto\'s terrain QUOTE Coul...   Sep 26 2015, 02:35 PM
|- - HSchirmer   And it look like the empire isn\'t doing ...   Sep 26 2015, 02:42 PM
|- - fredk   QUOTE (HSchirmer @ Sep 26 2015, 03:35 PM)...   Sep 26 2015, 03:09 PM
- - PFK   Keeping with the Sci-Fi theme, I saw the Klingon v...   Sep 27 2015, 02:52 PM
- - MarsInMyLifetime   Spied in DAWN's HAMO 63 image: But as so...   Nov 23 2015, 05:00 AM
- - TheAnt   Not directly about astronomy, but found on one suc...   Apr 21 2017, 04:17 PM
- - nprev   I think that from a scientific standpoint spellche...   Apr 21 2017, 08:29 PM
- - Phil Stooke   What I do in the privacy of my own collider should...   Apr 22 2017, 09:12 PM
- - Gerald   Let me know, when unpredicted S-0 (neutral sock) p...   Apr 23 2017, 10:59 AM
- - RoverDriver   Said today while trying to determine the best rove...   May 24 2017, 09:27 PM
- - nprev   RE: Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread   May 25 2017, 12:52 AM

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