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Official UMSF Bad Jokes Thread, space-related groaners

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Sep 26 2015, 02:35 PM

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Asking about pluto\'s terrain

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Could be but that isn\'t exactly something we\'ve never seen. I\'m going to guess it probably has something more to do with some type of terrain that requires more energy than would be expected at Pluto. That seems to be a really common trend. Or a big \'Welcome to Pluto\' banner, in large print English.

Or a crashed Klingon battle cruiser, with Klingon letters scrawled all across Sputnik...

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nprev Pretty bad, all right. Congratulations!!... Oct 21 2013, 01:05 AM

Ian R Why can I only think of rude ones? Oct 21 2013, 01:12 AM

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Ian R BA-DUM TISH Someone call a taxi for Phil! Oct 21 2013, 07:35 PM

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nprev ^WORD. Aug 10 2015, 01:36 AM

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centsworth_II Simple solution. Sep 21 2015, 05:15 PM

HSchirmer Asking about pluto\'s terrain QUOTE Coul... Sep 26 2015, 02:35 PM

HSchirmer And it look like the empire isn\'t doing ... Sep 26 2015, 02:42 PM

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