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RNeuhaus
A new, low-cost mission concept to Mars would slam a projectile into the planet's surface in an attempt to look for subsurface water ice.

"I'm interested in exploring mid-latitude areas of Mars that look like they're made of snow and ice," Phil Christensen, the project's principal investigator, told SpaceDaily.com.

Christensen, of Arizona State University, and colleagues at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, are proposing a mission called THOR – for Tracing Habitability, Organics and Resources – as part of NASA's Mars Scout program.

Like last year's Deep Impact mission to comet Tempel 1, THOR aims to ram a projectile at high speed into the surface of Mars while a host spacecraft remains in orbit and observes the impact and its aftermath. If approved by NASA, the mission would launch in 2011.


That mission would be after MSL's mission. Now it is still a proposal smile.gif It would cost around US$ 450 millions

More details: http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/THOR_Mar...ound_Water.html

Rodolfo
Marz
QUOTE (RNeuhaus @ Jan 26 2006, 09:46 AM)
THOR aims to ram a projectile at high speed into the surface of Mars while a host spacecraft remains in orbit and observes the impact and its aftermath. If approved by NASA, the mission would launch in 2011.
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When all you have is an impactor, everything looks like a comet? laugh.gif
gpurcell
QUOTE (Marz @ Jan 26 2006, 05:06 PM)
When all you have is an impactor, everything looks like a comet?  laugh.gif
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Snicker!
djellison
I suppose you have MRO there to image the crater afterwards - it could be interesting - I wonder if they'd have imaging capacity on the impactor smile.gif

The orbiter to go with it could be another usefull relay platform smile.gif


Doug
Chmee
Strange that this would be named THOR since that was the title of an old Air Force program ("Project THOR") that studied the use of orbiting kinetic weapons that would be dropped on enemy armies (thus acheiving nuclear-style energy without the nasty side and political effects).

see here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Thor
MahFL
And what would the chances of say hitting MSL by accident ?
Canopus
The search for methane will also be included. Hopefully this mission will be approved.
RNeuhaus
Hope that the impactor would make a crater close enough where MSL is driving so after that the MSL would visit the newest crater to study the perfil and probably find some steam of the pristine water steaming out due to great heat caused by the impactor.

Rodolfo
BruceMoomaw
The "Thor" name applied to both projects is obviously a reference to Thor throwing his hammer to produce lightning. (By the way, in Niven and Pournelle's "Footfall", those nasty invading baby-elephant type aliens used Thor-type kinetic weapons with devastating effect against the US Army. BAD aliens!)

It's certainly an interesting Mars Scout idea, and one I would never have dreamed of -- but I wonder just how good its produced science would actually be.
djellison
Thor-Able was a precursor to the modern Delta LV's iirc, and there's one about 5 miles from here at the National Space Centre

http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=47689

Doug
mchan
QUOTE (djellison @ Jan 26 2006, 03:08 PM)
Thor-Able was a precursor to the modern Delta LV's iirc, and there's one about 5 miles from here at the National Space Centre
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Before that, Thor was an IRBM, approximately 60 or so that were based in your neck of the woods also. sad.gif
exobioquest
I would rather see a mars atmospheric sample return probe for 2011, which seems to have the best science per dollar ratio. But slamming a probe into mars does sounds cheap, a lot cheaper then $450 million!, I mean all you need a very simpler probe with a mission life of 6-9months, and a lot of dead weight, lets see a 1000kg probe going at 4km/s would produce about 8,000,000,000 joules or ~1.9 metric tons of TNT in energy, about the size of a large dumb bomb.
nprev
QUOTE (exobioquest @ Jan 26 2006, 07:23 PM)
I would rather see a mars atmospheric sample return probe for 2011, which seems to have the best science per dollar ratio. But slamming a probe into mars does sounds cheap, a lot cheaper then $450 million!, I mean all you need a very simpler probe with a mission life of 6-9months, and a lot of dead weight, lets see a 1000kg probe going at 4km/s would produce about 8,000,000,000 joules or ~1.9 metric tons of TNT in energy, about the size of a large dumb bomb.
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Hmm. Yes, that much kinetic energy would leave anything Thor... rolleyes.gif

(runs for cover...)
exobioquest
Wait a minute isn't there a free return orbit that will take you to mars back to earth and then back to mars again at regular intervals? If there is then they can do both missions! A atmospheric sample return probe would skim the mars atmosphere fly back to earth and drop off a sample return capsule, and then could fly back to mars and impact. With the atmosphere sample return mission you already get a very aerodynamic space-craft (reduce lost of kinetic energy from atmospheric friction) with a heat shield strong enough to keep the craft in at least one piece before impact, and with navigation equipment accurate enough to guide the craft past mars with 1km of precision or less, accurate enough to also do a impact on mars with a few km of precision for sure.
dvandorn
QUOTE (nprev @ Jan 26 2006, 08:29 PM)
Hmm. Yes, that much kinetic energy would leave anything Thor... rolleyes.gif

(runs for cover...)
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Methinks you obliquely reference the old joke, the punchline to which is "YOU'RE Thor??? I'm tho thor I can hardly thit!"

rolleyes.gif

-the other Doug
lyford
the thunder god went for a ride
upon his favorite filly
"i'm thor!" he cried
and the horse replied
"you forgot your thaddle, thilly!"

hadn't remembered that since I was a kid tongue.gif

Thor-Able at astronautix.com
AlexBlackwell
QUOTE (BruceMoomaw @ Jan 26 2006, 11:04 PM)
It's certainly an interesting Mars Scout idea, and one I would never have dreamed of...
Folks, you heard it here first. And I'll go ahead and bookmark this message. If this mission concept is ever selected, I'll need ammunition to refute any claims that Christensen "stole" the idea from you, or that you were a driving force behind the mission. tongue.gif
nprev
biggrin.gif ...I actually was thinking of an old Mother Goose & Grimm strip captioned "Suddenly, Thorro realized that he should change his name" as he struggled to carve "TH"...

In all theriousness, though, Thor is an exciting concept. BTW, will Phoenix or MSL carry a seismometer? I'm guessing that an impact of this magnitude might be enough to yield at least a little core/mantle structural data, especially since it will be so predictable... huh.gif
BruceMoomaw
No seismometer on Phoenix or MSL; but there currently IS a plan to include one as part of a detechable package of geophysical instruments that will be left behind at the landing site by the ESA's ExoMars rover in 2011 -- the first of a hoped-for series of replacements for the Netlanders. if the ESA actually funds ExoMars and it lands successfully before the Mars Scout (which are very big "ifs"), it might be able to pick up the thud.
BruceMoomaw
QUOTE (AlexBlackwell @ Jan 27 2006, 03:59 PM)
Folks, you heard it here first.  And I'll go ahead and bookmark this message.  If this mission concept is ever selected, I'll need ammunition to refute any claims that Christensen "stole" the idea from you, or that you were a driving force behind the mission.  tongue.gif
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Laugh while you can, monkey boy. Yesterday I had a protracted phone conversation with Paul Lucey at U-Hawaii, as a result of which I may start pushing the Europa penetrator idea again. More on this later.
ljk4-1
QUOTE (BruceMoomaw @ Jan 28 2006, 10:41 PM)
No seismometer on Phoenix or MSL; but there currently IS a plan to include one as part of a detechable package of geophysical instruments that will be left behind at the landing site by the ESA's ExoMars rover in 2011 -- the first of a hoped-for series of replacements for the Netlanders.  if the ESA actually funds ExoMars and it lands successfully before the Mars Scout (which are very big "ifs"), it might be able to pick up the thud.
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I know the Viking landers' seismometers did not detect very many marsquakes (and in fact the Viking 1 instrument never got its pin out). Is this why they never put one on any Mars lander after that, if I am correct here? Will they change that policy in the future?

I hope some day we can have a long endurance seismometer on Venus. And imagine one on Io: It would probably wear out in a month.
BruceMoomaw
The inability of the Viking 2 seismometer to detect any provable quake at all over 2 1/2 years was indeed the reason why the US put the kibosh on seismometers since then. It made it clear that Mars' seismicity level was low enough that you need a highly sensitive seismometer directly coupled to the ground, with a low profile to avoid wind noises -- that is, a lander or package specifically designed for the purpose. Also, you must lay at least two or three down simultaneously to locate any epicenters -- and, except for the 2003 rovers (which were obviously unsuitable), all Mars landers since the Vikings have been singletons except for the disastrous Russian attempt to set up network science (including five seismometers) with Mars 96. (The original design for Mars Pathfinder DID call for the rover to deposit a tiny seismometer on the surface -- linked to the lander by a cable -- as well as for a neutron spectrometer on the rover; but those two instruments very quickly got the boot due to weight problems.)

The new US Mars plan calls for a Mars science network mission in 2020; but there was some interest at MEPAG in trying to advance it to 2016 (an idea I aftually oppose for reasons I won't go into here). And of course it's possible that the 2011 or 2018 Mars Scout might consist of a network of very small seismic landers, or that the ESA might succeed in gradually laying down a network. (The Network Science Mission would also seem an obvious choice for an international effort, and MEPAG has suggested just that.)
nprev
QUOTE (BruceMoomaw @ Jan 28 2006, 08:41 PM)
No seismometer on Phoenix or MSL; but there currently IS a plan to include one as part of a detechable package of geophysical instruments that will be left behind at the landing site by the ESA's ExoMars rover in 2011 -- the first of a hoped-for series of replacements for the Netlanders.  if the ESA actually funds ExoMars and it lands successfully before the Mars Scout (which are very big "ifs"), it might be able to pick up the thud.
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Pity; Thor would be all the more beneficial if it could be used for gross internal geophysics as well.

Is it too late (or financially impossible) to add a seismometer-equipped Deep Space 2-type penetrometer on Phoenix to exploit Thor if the latter is approved, or has Phoenix PO system engineering decided to minimize mission risk by avoiding emulation of MPL as much as possible?
edstrick
Note that the Viking seismometer <VL-2> did not take seismic data continually, and only a fraction of the data returned was high-rate waveform data. High-rate data ate communication's bandwith to Earth, so they had a compressed mode, where they just measured the average signal amplitude and the number of "zero-crossings" the wave did during some short time interval. An even more compressed mode, I think, just measured average signal over some interval like a minute or more.

They took their highest quality data during low-wind night time periods and accumulated a fair amount of data. The conclusion was that the lander may have detected a signal similar to a terrestrial Richter 5'ish quake some couple hundred kilometers away, but they didn't have simultaneous meteorology data to prove that event wasn't an unusual quiet-period wind-gust. The lander thus was in an area with a seismicity similar to or less than a typical intra-plate area on Earth. No big surprise.

Since Viking, "network science" including seismic network, has always been a priority at Mars. The problem is that it has always been SECOND priority, so everything else flies and the geophysicists are left holding the bouquet. Pathfinder was the engineering proof-of-technology vehicle for a set of network landers, which had already been abandoned by the time the prototype flew... and so on...
edstrick
Oh.. and Phoenix is not expected to have an extended mission. I assume they will try to place the lander in an optimized hibernation mode with software that will let it try to revive after the CO2 snow blows away the next spring, assuming battery failure and the like, but it's rather less than likely we'll hear from it again.

But.. the Surveyors mostly survived at least one lunar night and 3 of 5 transmitted pictures on later days, despite abundant damage from thermal contraction. On the other hand, They tried to revive NEAR after a polar winter on the asteroid, but they never detected a signal.
AlexBlackwell
QUOTE (BruceMoomaw @ Jan 29 2006, 03:43 AM)
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.  Yesterday I had a protracted phone conversation with Paul Lucey at U-Hawaii, as a result of which I may start pushing the Europa penetrator idea again.

As long as you're thinking about "pushing," whatever that means, and assuming, of course, that has any effect, if it would not violate planetary protection requirements, maybe you could also convince Lucey to fly your ashes on that mission. Now that would be a proper way to commemorate the vital role you play in planetary exploration tongue.gif
hal_9000
opera mini test
djellison
Martian penetrators I can understand, a couple of hundred MPH impact - but places without an atmosphere? How do you go about bring the thing to a sensible impact?

Doug
Bob Shaw
QUOTE (djellison @ Jan 30 2006, 09:02 PM)
Martian penetrators I can understand, a couple of hundred MPH impact - but places without an atmosphere?  How do you go about bring the thing to a sensible impact?

Doug
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I think you could do something with a suitable sacrificial leading edge on a penetrator, intended to vapourise on impact and act as a shaped charge clearing the way for the main body (like a bunker-buster bomb). As for standing up to the forces involved in a large deceleration, well think of the Project HARP payloads developed by the not-so-lamented in certain quarters Gerald Bull - these didn't need to stand an instantaneous acceleration (whatever that might be) but instead one that took place over a number of microseconds, and manifestly they worked just fine. So, if artillery-launched payloads survive going up, then there's no reason for the opposite not to be possible. You'd probably be talking about a spinning high speed rod, much like Jerry Pournelle's 'Thor' kinetic blasters, but optimised for slowing down rather than just going bang.

Bob Shaw
djellison
Perhaps you would have to have some sort of small solid stage that takes the thing down to a much lower velocity at a few km altitude, and let it fall from there.

I wonder - would a Europa Impactor work at a Discovery budget ( unlikely I'd have thought ) or are we talking New Frontiers post-Juno ( with some small relay ability installed on Juno to handle it?)

Doug
Bob Shaw
QUOTE (djellison @ Jan 30 2006, 10:35 PM)
Perhaps you would have to have some sort of small solid stage that takes the thing down to a much lower velocity at a few km altitude, and let it fall from there. 

I wonder - would a Europa Impactor work at a Discovery budget ( unlikely I'd have thought ) or are we talking New Frontiers post-Juno ( with some small relay ability installed on Juno to handle it?)

Doug
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Doug:

Or a two stage penetrator, with a sacrificial leading module which blasts a hole and a solid motor deceleration stage which would pop the instrument module down the hole, perhaps with a heat shield which would ablate away against the hot gases produced by the leading module. It'd be like firing two bullets through the eye of a needle, but could be a very cheap way to organise some landings!

Bob Shaw
helvick
The news reports on this talk about a 250kg impactor making a 30m diameter crater.

Making use of the ever useful LPL "Computing Crater Size from Projectile Diameter" Calculator it seems that in order to create a crater on Mars with ~30m diameter crater using a 250kg copper impactor (0.38m diameter) it needs to hit the surface at around 2.5km/sec.

However using the LPL Earth Impact Calculator I cannot get a simple copper sphere of that size to hit the ground - it vapourizes at any atmospheric speed over ~43km/sec which yields a terminal velocity of only 1.2km/sec. At any speed over that the impactor disintigrates. The Martian atmosphere is obviously different but I think that for the purposes of this exercise it is not that different where it matters (at the high altitude where it explodes).

So it will obviously need to be shaped and shielded in some fashion in order to survive atmospheric entry.

Does anyone know what the mars approach velocity is likely to be if it is going to be a 2 part craft with the other part being an orbiter? I suspect that in order to create a crater of this size we'd need 2 separate mission components, one component being a high velocity impactor and the second component the orbiter on a separate trajectory probably launched much earlier so it can avail of a standard Mars capture transfer orbit.
BruceMoomaw
The Europa Penetrator story, as I hinted earlier, may be livening up again:

(1) Paul Lucey told me flatly on Friday that Torrance Johnson was wrong in believing that it's impractical to design a Europa penetrator (or a lunar one) with an attitude-control system which is lightweight but nevertheless capable of pointing the penetrator's nose closely enough toward the direction of motion to prevent disastrous skewing. He also provided considerable technical detail and some supporting testimony from the Discovery proposal review board, which I'll elaborate on later.

(2) No sooner did that happen than a new document turned up on the Outer Planets Assessment Group website ( http://www.lpi.usra.edu/opag/esa_nasa_europa_12_06.pdf ) that dampened my hopes again, in which a new Europa working group stated that a penetrator is impractical for still another reason: "Tom Spilker discussed four independent JPL studies of Lander configurations [presumably the same four that he described for COMPLEX]. The constraints that were applied in the four cases differed. Spilker utilized the results to illustrate limitations on the level of science that can be accommodated within various mass ranges. Some of the key issues link to lack of information about surface properties. For example, he emphasized that the angle of attack of a penetrator cannot diverge by more than 5 degrees from the surface normal and is therefore not under consideration. Of the cases discussed in detail, one in the 60-70 kg range, similar to the 'bowling ball' configuration, seemed to the group worthy of further consideration as a precursor for a sophisticated Lander on a later mission." (pg. 3)

(3) BUT: After I sent that message on to Lucey, he just got back to me an hour ago with the following E-mail: "Spilker misunderstands angle of attack, as does Torrance. The angle of attack is the angle between the velocity vector and the vehicle; this must be below about 10 degrees. This is very easy with simple avionics. The sensitivity to surface-normal is much less; I'm trying to get this number. Penetrator weapons never have a normal incidence." (To a non-scientist, this does indeed seem logical.)

So: after I brought up the possibility of a Europa penetrator at the COMPLEX meeting and Torrance Johnson presented his own technical argument against it, he nevertheless urged me to contact Lucey and find out whether he had any possible solution to the problem. I did so, and Lucey (who knows Johnson) told me he had been unaware of COMPLEX's views on this subject and that he was indeed interested in contacting them about it. I have no idea how this will turn out, but the game seems to be afoot. If anything actually comes out of this, I may have played the role of a data-relay satellite between scientists -- something that has happened on a much smaller scale before, as I imagine it's happened to a number of us.

Again, more technical details on all this later, on our Europa lander thread (including a description of the "bowling ball" impactor mentioned above, which was itself described in great detail at the COMPLEX meeting.) I will say that the penetrator design Lucey has worked out is small enough that two or even three of them could be added to the current Europa Orbiter concept -- reducing the odds of failure -- while still leaving considerable additional mass margin to add additional radiation shielding to prolong the Orbiter's lifetime. If all this be megalomania on my part, make the most of it. But as for whether my ashes would fly on any of them: well, that would be biocontamination, wouldn't it, Alex?
AlexBlackwell
QUOTE (BruceMoomaw @ Jan 31 2006, 12:50 AM)
But as for whether my ashes would fly on any of them: well, that would be biocontamination, wouldn't it, Alex?

In that case, I suggest a variation of the Pioneer Plaque where the male and female figures are replaced by a line drawing of you pointing towards yourself. Indeed, one might even include a comic strip-type "balloon" dialog box over your head with the words "This is all due to ME!!" tongue.gif
RNeuhaus
More details about the Thor's project extracted from recently published by National Geographic.

THOR Spacecraft to Hammer Out Huge Crater on Mars
Brian Handwerk
for National Geographic News
January 30, 2006

NASA's THOR mission may blast an enormous crater on Mars to search for water ice in latitudes that could support life on the red planet.


The proposed mission aims to break new ground in search of the truth.

"At the moment, the deepest we've dug on Mars is probably a foot [30 centimeters]," he continued.


It must have done by Spirit or Oppy a big hole, which of them?

"A lot of people, myself included, believe that the upper surface may be dry and desiccated, bombarded with ultraviolet rays, and that the interesting stuff may not start until you're down a meter or two [three to seven feet]."


Water is very near from the surface. I don't seem it but even deeper in the equatorial zone because, that zone has the temperature higher than melting point during the summer time so when the water becomes liquid and it is sublimited away due to low atmosphere pressure.

THOR (Tracing Habitability, Organics, and Resources) is one of several candidate projects up for the latest round of Mars Scout grants. NASA will narrow its list to three contenders by November of this year and will make a final decision on a winner by January 2008.

The mission, scheduled for a 2011 launch and an arrival at Mars in late 2012, is led by Arizona State University in Tempe and NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) based at the California Institute of Technology.


Next year, we are going to know about the reality of this project.

"With such a large target region on Mars, delivering THOR's impactor will be less challenging than the Deep Impact comet encounter," Spencer said.


That is pity, MSL won't be close enough to take pictures during the impact and later sniff the steamed crater.

THOR's collision would occur at a random location in a visually intriguing but unexplored area of Mars—the planet's middle latitudes between 30° and 60° in either hemisphere.

Images of these regions suggest tantalizing evidence of dust-covered layers of snow or ice.


Out of place where Spirit and Oppy are located.

Much more details, click here.

Finally, it seems that the Thor project would be ONE cooper impacter and not multiples impacters plus one orbiter.

Rodolfo
Bob Shaw
A THOR-style impact mission might be the best reason yet for sending an aeroplane to Mars, to look closely at the impact site as soon as possible after the big fella hits. Oh, and another Modest Proposal: why bother with kinetic energy? Why not send a small nuke, preferably a bunker-buster! A bunch of MIRV warheads could give us some real science, and the US has loads going spare (or use some Russian ones, and make it an international mission).

The only problem would be the response from the Martians. And Bruce.

Bob Shaw
djellison
QUOTE (RNeuhaus @ Jan 31 2006, 03:09 AM)
The proposed mission aims to break new ground in search of the truth.

"At the moment, the deepest we've dug on Mars is probably a foot [30 centimeters]," he continued.


It must have done by Spirit or Oppy a big hole, which of them?


Oh - they've both trenched to that sort of depth I'd say

Doug
helvick
QUOTE (Bob Shaw @ Jan 31 2006, 11:43 AM)
Why not send a small nuke, preferably a bunker-buster! A bunch of MIRV warheads could give us some real science, and the US has loads going spare (or use some Russian ones, and make it an international mission).
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We dealt with this under the "Nuking Europa" thread. You guys are all way to keen on blowing up the solar system.

But while we're at it. A bunker buster style depleted uranium jacketed penetrator containing a small tactical nuke should make a nice deep hole without requiring the hyper-fast speeds a pure kinetic energy weap^h^h^h^hprobe would need.
paxdan
QUOTE (helvick @ Jan 31 2006, 12:13 PM)
We dealt with this under the "Nuking Europa" thread. You guys are all way to keen on blowing up the solar system.

But while we're at it. A bunker buster style depleted uranium jacketed penetrator containing a small tactical nuke should make a nice deep hole without requiring the hyper-fast speeds a pure kinetic energy weap^h^h^h^hprobe would need.
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two other reasons:

1963 Treaty Banning Nuclear Weapon Tests in the Atmosphere, in Outer Space and Under Water (Partial Test Ban Treaty--PTBT):

1967 Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies (Outer Space Treaty)
Bob Shaw
QUOTE (paxdan @ Jan 31 2006, 01:34 PM)
two other reasons:

1963 Treaty Banning Nuclear Weapon Tests in the Atmosphere, in Outer Space and Under Water (Partial Test Ban Treaty--PTBT):

1967 Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies (Outer Space Treaty)
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It wouldn't actually be a weapon, per se... ...think of it as trenching tool on steroids!

Hehehehe!

(Cackles madly unt rhuuuuuuns off into der bunker, Mein President! Now, as for der brheeeeeeedink program...)

Bob Shaw
BruceMoomaw
QUOTE (AlexBlackwell @ Jan 31 2006, 01:33 AM)
In that case, I suggest a variation of the Pioneer Plaque where the male and female figures are replaced by a line drawing of you pointing towards yourself.  Indeed, one might even include a comic strip-type "balloon" dialog box over your head with the words "This is all due to ME!!"  tongue.gif
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Why do you think I quoted Dr. Lizardo in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai"? Seriously, if I can help stir up the stew in a scientifically productive manner on this one, I'll be delighted. Lucey agrees with Jack Farmer that -- given the fact that Europa missions will be few and far between -- if we can find any way to jump ahead from simply confirming the existence of a Europan ocean to looking cheaply at an early stage of the exploration for actual biological evidence, we should do so. This seems to be the one possible way to do it, if penetrators can be made to work -- especially multiple penetrators.

My further comments on this will all be over on the Europa threads.
Analyst
I can't see a lot of science coming from this impact. Like Deep Impact 1.0 it's a great show, some nice pictures and (hopefully) spectra. No long term science. Btw, how do you protect the impactor at entry (TPS)?

But there is no rover to study the debries, and if there is a rover it could drill by itself. You can avoid thermal chances by the impact and study different places.

I prefer a decent orbiter in 2011. MSL will still be busy. MRO will be already 6 years old, ODY 10 years, MGS who knows. A orbiter to leave there MRO stopped would give as some relay capability as well.

Just my two cents.

Analyst
ljk4-1
QUOTE (BruceMoomaw @ Jan 30 2006, 07:50 PM)
But as for whether my ashes would fly on any of them: well, that would be biocontamination, wouldn't it, Alex?
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Would it be biocontamination? Isn't all that's left from cremation just a bunch of carbon ashes? Could they even be identified as to their origins?
dvandorn
QUOTE (Bob Shaw @ Jan 31 2006, 06:45 AM)
It wouldn't actually be a weapon, per se... ...think of it as trenching tool on steroids!

Hehehehe!

(Cackles madly unt rhuuuuuuns off into der bunker, Mein President! Now, as for der brheeeeeeedink program...)

Bob Shaw
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Mr. President, we are facing a mine shaft gap!

-the other Doug
BruceMoomaw
QUOTE (ljk4-1 @ Jan 31 2006, 02:53 PM)
Would it be biocontamination?  Isn't all that's left from cremation just a bunch of carbon ashes?  Could they even be identified as to their origins?
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Well, they'd still be organic compounds, which would screw up local analyses -- and there's always the danger that they might not roast them adequately enough to kill off ALL the germs in them. In any case, I see no need to run such a risk merely to memorialize my invaluable role in this endeavor. A simple plaque will be quite enough. (Gold, please.)
djellison
"This Crater © B.Moomaw 2018"

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BruceMoomaw
That would be even more appropriate, since I've spent my entire life cratering in one way or another.
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