It's Just Humor :), The lighter side |
It's Just Humor :), The lighter side |
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Good song. Lived it twice. Now I'm depressed...
![]() ...nah. ![]() --- MPL didn't crash. Chuck Norris needed an HGA for his Martian summer home satellite TV, and no way was he going all the way to a Radio Shack on Earth. The Pioneer 10 anomaly is easy to explain. Chuck Norris likes to mess with JPL's heads by going out to it & giving it a little backwards push regularly. If you look closely enough at the best image of Ontario Lacus on Titan, you can see Chuck Norris skinny-dipping there. He has no shrinkage. Ever. Ranger 7 was the first successful probe in the series only because NASA finally decided to go with a rocket as the launch method rather than a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. There are rings around Uranus. They are there to help Chuck Norris aim when he kicks its a**. Q: What would you get if you crossed Chuck Norris with MSL? A: Dead. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris. -------------------- A few will take this knowledge and use this power of a dream realized as a force for change, an impetus for further discovery to make less ancient dreams real.
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Ranger 7 was the first successful probe in the series only because NASA finally decided to go with a rocket as the launch method rather than a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. Huh, I thought it worked because they used peanuts as the rocket propellant in stage 1 ![]() Astro0, I owe you an update of the script ... will email as soon as I get around doing it -------------------- |
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